Ohio has the flavor of a water chestnut
It's not too crazy and it's not the best but
We're not setting forest fires just out of boredom
I'd rather see a movie if in fact I can afford one

Cause a small town is like a small stage
For teenagers and their drama
Instead of playing shows, we'll be showing plays
Like 90210 without the beverly hills
changedfish- lo the rumor mill