there's ants on my pants dance
ok, why are there ants? i mean ok maybe they serve a purpose in general, like in the world, but why do they need to be inside? more specifically why do ants need to be in my house, and frustratingly my room?? it's ridiculous, it's like the president of the annoying ant foundation got all the ants together and decided our house was a good target, so we took precautions. we don't leave food out, we wash all our dishes right away, we spray raid all over the place. but still the ants persist. perhaps 5 one day, and you kill them all, then 12 the next day and you wipe them up, but eventually they will get you! ok so one nite i try to go to bed and there are ants ON MY BED! that's the grossest of gross...and ok so the only thing on my bed was my purse and there was like a gum wrapper and maybe some crumbs so i can understand why they'd be there i guess but it made me mad...so i washed out all my sheets and i cleaned out my purse and everything and i got all the ants out of my room..for that day. so then this weekend we go on a trip and i come back and set my stuff down and all, and just now i go to get in bed and guess what ANTS...the only thing on my bed was the CLEAN laundry i'd laid out there before we left cuz i didn't have time to put it away..CLEAN LAUNDRY..so WHY are there ants on my bed and on my laundry? i'm really tired of washing things! then i go to get my book out of my bag that i had just set on the carpet like 2 hours before and there are ANTS IN MY BAG and ALL OVER MY BOOK! this is an outrage, i blast into my mothers room and demand that she call an exterminator, i explain that these ants must stop and i cannot stand to have them in my room any longer, heck i even offered to pay for it in a moment of insanity. you know why? cuz ants are harmless, because ants aren't something you're allowed to be afraid of and because ants come in droves and because now i feel like i have them all over me, not because i'm afraid of them for any reason but because they're annoying, they are a nusance and there's no sure fire way to get rid of them..you spray they return you put those weird poison things down they still survive, you squish them they multiply, it's an endless cycle and i've gone nuts over it, completely crazy, what are these ants after, there's no food by them, not really any water, it's not even raining outside right now so go burrow a cave and leave my bed alone!!!
ants on my pants make me dance-changedfish
ok, why are there ants? i mean ok maybe they serve a purpose in general, like in the world, but why do they need to be inside? more specifically why do ants need to be in my house, and frustratingly my room?? it's ridiculous, it's like the president of the annoying ant foundation got all the ants together and decided our house was a good target, so we took precautions. we don't leave food out, we wash all our dishes right away, we spray raid all over the place. but still the ants persist. perhaps 5 one day, and you kill them all, then 12 the next day and you wipe them up, but eventually they will get you! ok so one nite i try to go to bed and there are ants ON MY BED! that's the grossest of gross...and ok so the only thing on my bed was my purse and there was like a gum wrapper and maybe some crumbs so i can understand why they'd be there i guess but it made me mad...so i washed out all my sheets and i cleaned out my purse and everything and i got all the ants out of my room..for that day. so then this weekend we go on a trip and i come back and set my stuff down and all, and just now i go to get in bed and guess what ANTS...the only thing on my bed was the CLEAN laundry i'd laid out there before we left cuz i didn't have time to put it away..CLEAN LAUNDRY..so WHY are there ants on my bed and on my laundry? i'm really tired of washing things! then i go to get my book out of my bag that i had just set on the carpet like 2 hours before and there are ANTS IN MY BAG and ALL OVER MY BOOK! this is an outrage, i blast into my mothers room and demand that she call an exterminator, i explain that these ants must stop and i cannot stand to have them in my room any longer, heck i even offered to pay for it in a moment of insanity. you know why? cuz ants are harmless, because ants aren't something you're allowed to be afraid of and because ants come in droves and because now i feel like i have them all over me, not because i'm afraid of them for any reason but because they're annoying, they are a nusance and there's no sure fire way to get rid of them..you spray they return you put those weird poison things down they still survive, you squish them they multiply, it's an endless cycle and i've gone nuts over it, completely crazy, what are these ants after, there's no food by them, not really any water, it's not even raining outside right now so go burrow a cave and leave my bed alone!!!
ants on my pants make me dance-changedfish
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