Gotta love Lucy eh?
Friendship:

If you're ever in a jam, here I am!
If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S
If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail, I'm your bail
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot.
If you're ever up a tree, phone to me
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine... borrow mine
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgate
Ours will still be great.
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
If they ever put a bullet through your brain... I'll complain
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgit
Ours will still be it.
changedfish-sings along