YOUR MOM!

there are times when ur mom jokes just don't work...especially when someone accuses you of sexual harrasment..but that's beside the point...there are times when ur mom jokes just don't work
for instance when someone does not have a mother...not a good idea to use a ur mom joke to a person who has lost their mother for one reason or another....
or for example when the person's mom is in the room..somehow a come back of "ur mom's stupid!" just doesn't quite have a good effect when their mother is sitting right there...
also, when ur given some sort of romantic comment...often times this is not the time to bring up the boys mother...no one wants to be thinking of any ones mother at this time...we hope

if you feel the urge to answer something with a witty "ur mom" comeback but it is just not appropriate to use, try these: your dog! your grandma! your duck! or just inverse the comment back to them..."that's stupid- YOUR stupid"...if it's a compliment revert it back to urself "that's hott- YEA i am!"
if these things fail you, i have no advice for you, and u are a helpless human being who should not be allowed to use witty retorts such as "ur mom"
changedfish- ur MOM's a fish!