Insult Etiquette- a lesson for beginners
it has come to my attention that people like to be insulting...and that is fine, i like to dish it out myself on occasion. however, i am also suddenly aware that they seem to not know the basics of polite insults. teasing is a way of making people feel included a way of making them feel like they belong, as well as getting out ur aggresions, but u have to still be some-what kind when doing so. there r 2 types of insults-down right mean insults, and friendly teasing insults
-if it's a friend i've found that it's best to insult them about something they don't actually have a problem with...for instance u don't call ur fat friend fat because that would obviously bother them...but u can make fun of a gorgeous person for being ugly because they know ur not serious
-now if u are really steaming and u wanna just lay into another person then go for it...but in that case u should only insult them w/things that r true and are going to hurt them...u see then u make fun of the stupid person for being stupid and the short kid for being short...but u do not throw out pointless comments that r not related to the subject and are not true, because then u end up looking stupid. the key to an effective insult is to get the upper hand, to be the intelligent one in the conversation, sometimes to confuse them w/big words and therefore stun them into a loss...it is not to cuss them out and get so overly passionate about hating them that u forget why ur yelling.
i'm not trying to be snobby and say that i'm better than u in any way, esp. not w/insulting and making fun of other people, because i'm sure u all have that down to an art, it is simply to make u aware of the etiquette ur father most likely didn't teach u (i think i may write a book lol)
y'all may be lost on my sudden intrest in educating america w/insult skills, which is not by any means my intension, but the reason i write is i got insulted, blatently bashed by a person i've always been kind to, and the things they said were in no way-shape-or-form true and they didn't mean to even say that they were true they were just spewing words...so i figured y'all needed to be taught how to be mean lol i don't suggest that u go out and insult people, i would like for u all to be extremely nice to every single person u come into contact with...but if u need to vent, do so kindly and effectively..thanx!
changedfish-down for the count
it has come to my attention that people like to be insulting...and that is fine, i like to dish it out myself on occasion. however, i am also suddenly aware that they seem to not know the basics of polite insults. teasing is a way of making people feel included a way of making them feel like they belong, as well as getting out ur aggresions, but u have to still be some-what kind when doing so. there r 2 types of insults-down right mean insults, and friendly teasing insults
-if it's a friend i've found that it's best to insult them about something they don't actually have a problem with...for instance u don't call ur fat friend fat because that would obviously bother them...but u can make fun of a gorgeous person for being ugly because they know ur not serious
-now if u are really steaming and u wanna just lay into another person then go for it...but in that case u should only insult them w/things that r true and are going to hurt them...u see then u make fun of the stupid person for being stupid and the short kid for being short...but u do not throw out pointless comments that r not related to the subject and are not true, because then u end up looking stupid. the key to an effective insult is to get the upper hand, to be the intelligent one in the conversation, sometimes to confuse them w/big words and therefore stun them into a loss...it is not to cuss them out and get so overly passionate about hating them that u forget why ur yelling.
i'm not trying to be snobby and say that i'm better than u in any way, esp. not w/insulting and making fun of other people, because i'm sure u all have that down to an art, it is simply to make u aware of the etiquette ur father most likely didn't teach u (i think i may write a book lol)
y'all may be lost on my sudden intrest in educating america w/insult skills, which is not by any means my intension, but the reason i write is i got insulted, blatently bashed by a person i've always been kind to, and the things they said were in no way-shape-or-form true and they didn't mean to even say that they were true they were just spewing words...so i figured y'all needed to be taught how to be mean lol i don't suggest that u go out and insult people, i would like for u all to be extremely nice to every single person u come into contact with...but if u need to vent, do so kindly and effectively..thanx!
changedfish-down for the count
posted by changedfish @ 4:45 PM
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